MetroSpy Conservative T-Shirts
How many times have you encountered a bushy-haired, 40-year old, hippie vegetarian and wished you had been wearing a MetroSpy tshirt? Well, this is the day! Order your conservative Republican tees right now and prepare for your next liberal encounter.



No Bama '08
$14.00
















GOP Guns
$18.99










If Bush Lied
$18.99





Liberal Torture Chamber
Where liberals, democrats and left-wing crazy people are abused on a regular basis. ( * = Rude or Inappropriate Humor)

Islamic Death Threats / Swedish Cartoon
A Letter to Liberals on 9/11
Newest Barack Obama campaign ad
7 Reasons Why Liberals Hate MetroSpy Conservative T-Shirts
Chocolate Rain w / Barack Obama as the Dancing Baby
Osama bin Laden Endorses Hillary Clinton '08
29 Ways To INCREASE Global Warming
How to eat a polar bear and live to tell about it
How my liberal plumber robbed me of my hot showers
Why you should switch energy-saver bulbs back to normal lights
Everything you ever wanted to know about the page Jordan Edmund and Mark Foley
HATE MAIL from the 'Religion of Peace'
Scenes from Cindy Sheehan's book signing!
CNN places 'X' mark on Dick Cheney's Face
Like the Romans, this is how it all will end
Make a Dash for the Border (literally)
Stop Supporting the Liberals at CafePress
Watch the Jumping Jihadi
Dick Turbans **
Why do all liberals look alike?
Golf, cigars and simulators; Golf Digest chat with Rush Limbaugh
1000 Ton Monster Tank
Great Iraqi Panty Raid *
Non! Is that your final answer?
Investigative Report: Koran Abuse *
Don't flush the holy Crayon *
Is the Koran Even Flushable? *
Saddam Exposed!! **
Stop Threats of Violence Against the President **
US Soldiers Should Stop Decorating the Koran
What do you think we are, black people?
Kim Jong iL: Don't Make Me 'Git Ghetto'! **
Will Sen. Byrd Finally Apologize?
Alec Baldwin Lashes Out At MetroSpy
About our Mc Cain, Military & Republican T Shirts
John Mc Cain T-Shirts aren't nearly as fun as Hillary's
As you know by now, we offer an assortment of John McCain t shirts, caps and bumper stickers. What you may not know is that we also have Hillary Clinton tshirts as well.

The Hillary Clinton shirts are totally free for those who can offer a creative way to display them on YouTube. If you'd like to film an incredibly creative method of disposing of a Hillary Clinton shirt and would like it posted on YouTube, please let us know! We'll send you the shirt, you send us the video and we'll all see what happens next.

Pro Military T Shirts for Americans who love their country
MetroSpy delivers the fun, witty, hard-hitting conservative messages you've been looking for. It doesn't matter if you're Republican, Libertarian or Independent, all you need to do is get one, put it on and let the fun begin! At first sight, hippies, liberals and democrats will scurry off in a thousand directions.

Our Immigrant is 100% Legal!!
Although he's not real happy about having to run our 'no amnesty' shirts, he doesn't want to get fired so, our immigrant happily cranks the press and churns out these bright yellow gems all day long. Sometimes 18 hours non stop without lunch or a break.

MetroSpy Brand & John McCain conservative t shirts, bumper stickers, caps, silicone bracelets, sweatshirts and more.
Our primary mission is to build and deploy effective retail counter measures against Hollywood leftist wussies, Democrats, liberal college campus girly-men, and the anti-American media conglomerates. Our goals are achieved through the strategic placement of conservative messages on your body, on the street and in yer mamma's house.