A letter to Liberals on 9/11
Dear Hippie,

Today, MetroSpy (http://www.metrospy.com) would like to remind you and other liberals that this week marks the anniversary of the September 11 attacks. We feel the need to remind liberals of this fact because most have forgotten it or try to pretend that those attacks never took place.

We would also like to remind these same liberals that we were attacked by followers of Islam. We WERE NOT attacked by Christians, Jews, Hindus or Buddhists. These would be considered peaceful religions. Islam, on the other hand, is not.

Further, we would also like to remind the Democrats in congress that the World Trade Center was first attacked in 1993, killing and injuring more than 1000 people. President Bill Clinton, a democrat, watched this attack and did nothing. Because he was afraid to move, this attack was followed by at least four additional attacks on major American targets. What's more, when Bill Clinton was given the opportunity to capture or kill Osama bin Laden he, again, was too afraid to act and he did nothing. In fact, Bill Clinton was given 10 separate opportunities to put an end to Osama but each time chose to leave him alone.

With George W. Bush in office, we have not had another attack since 9/11/2001. You know why? ...because our side has been blowing shit up for a change...that's why! It may be ugly and you may not like it but the Bush method is working a lot better than the Clinton method.

And for those who speak in that stupid, whiney, little, girly, lispy voice, " well, Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11", ...you people are idiots. This war is not about revenge, it's about preventing the next attack. If Bill Clinton would have employed this tactic, there never would have been a 9/11 in the first place.

And one more thing for those freakishly pathetic hippies asking, "...but where is bin Laden?" Here's a thought. Maybe Osama is dead!!! He's probably been dead for years. Why do you think they keep releasing those fake tapes and phony recordings? Because he's not around to make a REAL one!

Sorry but the world's most famous 6'5" skinny Arab guy with a 200-man entourage is a very difficult thing to hide. Maybe he was injured at Tora Bora. Maybe he died of kidney failure. For heaven's sake, he could have starved to death. Cave crickets and buzzard droppings will only get a hungry terrorist so far. The idea that he is laying low in a small village hoping to ride things out is just crazy. Whatever became of Bin Laden is no longer relevant, he has been neutralized.

It's time to stop pretending that if Americans were only a little bit nicer or gave a little more money the Muslim world would magically become our friends. It's time for Democrat politicians to get out of the way and let our boys inflict the maximum number of casualties upon this enemy we face. It's time to bring these Islamic fascists to their knees with the most severe violence our side is capable of.

As Americans we should step up and support President Bush's effort to deal with this problem head on instead of doing what Bill Clinton did...ignoring the problem, hoping it would go away and finally pushing it off on someone else.

Happy 9/11 liberals. How you like me now? - MetroSpy