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Club Gitmo
Liberal activists and the mainstream media have
spread lies about the Guantanamo Bay detention
facility in Cuba. This t-shirt is intended to
draw awareness to the truth. Gitmo is more of
a resort than a prison. And the terrorists are
treated more like vacationing guests than inmates.
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Did You Know?
Gitmo prisoners receive luxury items such as foot
baths, Halal meals and Harry Potter books. |
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There's More...
The terrorists at Gitmo enjoy foods such as rice
pilaf, orange glazed chicken and cotton candy. |
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Have you heard how
the Terrorists are being tortured at Club Gitmo?
Some of the more disturbing Gitmo tortures
include: |
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Playing Cards
- Flushable Toilets w/Comfort Seat
- Arrows Pointing to Mecca
- Library with Hardcover Books
- Soft Towels (Scented & Folded)
- Dandruff Shampoo
- Chocolate Cake
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- Non-Skid
Prayer Rugs
- Professional Style Soccer Balls
- Clean Sheets and Pillow Cases
- Gift Baskets Loaded with fresh Fruit
- Warm Showers and Loofah
- and a Red Letter Edition Koran |
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Club
Gitmo Collection
Although these items are not
yet available to the actual prisoners of Gitmo,
they make great souvenirs for Red State Americans
who never want to see the facility shut down.
Club Gitmo t-shirts, hats and posters are in stock
and usually ship within a day or two. Place your
order by clicking on item you want. |
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| Club Gitmo T Shirt |
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| Club Gitmo
Cap |
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| Club Gitmo
Poster |
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About MetroSpy
T-Shirts
MetroSpy t-shirts are made of durable, 6.1oz,
100% cotton material. We only use high quality
materials so your shirt will last. Unlike CafePress,
we do not use the cheaper 50/50 shirts which
are thin and see-thru.
All of our shirts
are silkscreened so the colors are bold and
bright. We never use those cheap iron-ons or
transfers. Because we silkscreen our shirts,
our designs can be printed on black and
other dark colors. Our CafePress competitors
only carry white shirts.
All of our shirts
(even sale items) come with a 100% SATISFACTION
GUARANTEE. If you are unhappy with your t-shirt,
for any reason, we'll replace it quickly or
offer an immediate refund. |
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About MetroSpy
Our company is based in San Bernardino County,
CA. We design and market a full line of politically
conservative apparel, gifts and accessories. The
messages we promote on our t-shirts, jackets and
caps are edgy, often controversial political slogans.
We are not affiliated with any political organization
or candidate although, we do have our favorites.
To learn more about MetroSpy or to read our strict
privacy policy, please click here: Corporate
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